Mommy Milestones

I found this on a new blog I just discovered. I thought it was hilarious because it is so true!

1 Month(post baby): Your Mommy's morning hygiene routine consists of washing her face with a wipe, while she's changing you.

3 Months(post baby): Your Mommy has finally mastered the art of nursing you, without completely exposing herself to the public. Some mommies may progress even faster and be able to nurse without walking away with a wet circle on their shirts.

5 Months(post baby): Your Mommy's separation anxiety subsides and she may trust a babysitter to watch you as she checks the mail.

7 Months(post baby): Your Mommy shows some social development and may be able to gather her mind and put sentences together to talk to other mommies at the park. Some mommies progress faster at this stage, depending on if they are sleeping through the night.

9 Months(post baby): Your Mommy finally realizes that she no longer needs to eat for two, and joins a weight loss program.

10 Months(post baby): Your Mommy decides that maybe all germs aren't bad and uses the five second rule when your beloved pacifier falls on the ground.

12 Months(post baby): Your Mommy begins to forget all the pain and exhaustion you have caused her this past year and tries to convince your Daddy that all children should grow up with siblings.